Happy late Halloween

Well I am now making the Galaxy nervous controlling over 100,000 beings that can destroy planets Ah it's so good to have the saiyan name feared again.

But anyway, Capsule Corp had it's Halloween party, and it was another one of those boring social occasions I usually loathe, but this one had something funny happen. You see Bulma attacked The Red Hood.

You see she doesn't like Red Hood, and doesn't want him around our youngest daughter. Me on the other hand I like the kid think he's tough. It;s not like I min Vella's infatuation with Superboy, I kind of worry any offspring Kon'd create would be as stupid as he is since he is a clone created from two men, it's kind of doubtful he can father children really.

Okay I'm digressing. What's really funny s that for all Bulma's Supposed "genius" she didn't notice " Red Hood" was three feet tall. Yes she shot at a trick or treater.

Her night in jail did nothing to cool her off, good thing her parents paid off the kid's mother.is it wrong that I find the whole thing hilarious?

it's my blog birthday

Yes it is once again my blog birthday. And I told everyone. The clown Kakarot didn't seem to understand it. “Wow! You’re still doing that? I haven't updated mine in wow a long time!"

“Bah! That's because you have the attention span, of a gnat on speed!"

I went around telling my children Trunks didn't care Bra was too busy shopping for shoes, she already has two dozen pairs how many does she need?

Vincent asked “How come you weren’t this excited about mine, and Vella's birthday a couple of days ago?"

I just roll my eyes at that Vella ate a bunch of sugar and was yammering something at a mile a minute so I doubt she'd appreciate the news, and Mirai was doing something odd staring at Cassandra Cain in the Legacy Building through his window.

"The Hell?" I shout.
“You’re going to talk about the age thing again father? Look Vincent doesn’t treat her right I can if she'd give me the chance but... ahhh I can't talk to you when you’re judging me like this!"

Okay that was weird. And a little ironic after the whole Galen/ Justice thing in the other reality. Suppose there is something to this "karma" stuff Bulma keeps babbling about.

I decided to forget about Mirai's new odd personality trait And tell the Namek Piccolo about my Blog Birthday

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice to know you have no life Vegeta!"

So after I beat the living crap out of him I fly around the world until I find Tien , and Chiatzou.

" We don't care Vegeta now if you excuse us we're want to go back to spending long hours together in the woods alone where no one can see us."

Ew. That's... well I've never flown away from anywhere faster in my life.

I decide to go to the new Saiyan home world where Bulma is trying to grow the bottle city, and remind her; well she's less than caring. "Vegeta I have to run go through all these calculations, and double check them if I don't then the bottle city will explode instead of expand."

She types in something into a computer, and she fires this ray gun she was holding, then the city grows to the size of a normal city. All the newly grown saiyans stumble around greeted by the saiayns that I've already been ruling for the last year or so.

“Greetings I am Vegeta the Second! King of all Saiyans! Now I know you're confused but we you are now back to your normal sizes! We shall celebrate... my blog's birthday...."


One raises his hand “Sire? What's a blog?"

Before I can answer this fat saiyan gets up into my face. “I was the ruler of these people I lord Onio! I became a Super saiyan in the bottle I am the strongest fighter in the Universe! I challenge you for king ship of the saiyan race!" Lord? I hope that’s a given title, and he’s not related to me.

This skanky looking saiyan woman yells “Yes my husband crush that midget!"

He then transforms.

And then he does this.

Yeah... I have no idea what that was supposed to be.

As you can see I instinctually became an SS4 I regain my composure. “Well that level is impressive. Or at least it was when I achieved it decades ago." I flick him with my finger smashing him into a mountain that crumbles onto him.


He digs his way out holding his head then he bows. “I surrender my king."

His wife shouts at him " You're not the strongest in the Universe I want a divorce! She then turns to me Are you seeing anyone?" Wow. Talk about shallow.

Bulma gets in between us “Yes he is!"

At this moment the saiyans from the bottle, and the colonies who already knew me began chanting my name. I ask for silence. “That’s all very good, but now how will we celebrate my blog's birthday eh?"


Silence. Bah!

What the hell is going on.

I've pretty much stopped reacting to things that do not jive with my memories. I've realized that if I kept doing so everyone would think I've lost my mind, and I'd end up in a nut house, or killed by one of my kids who decided to become ambitious.

Yeah right, they've been too coddled by their mother to try, and strike me. That's disappointing really. Anyway, if this is my reality, there's nothing I can do about it, and I'll have to live with the changes, if it's not, well my Bulma will likely find me soon enough.

Vella is being annoying , she keeps asking me what I'm going to get her for her, and Vincent's bitrthday this Thursday. I keep telling her since it's her 18th I'm going to kick her out on her lazy back side, some reason she giggles like she thinks I'm kidding.

Bah! One good thing about Vincent is he moved out into that Legacy HQ, and trunks has his own place, but Bra, Mirai, and Vella still live here, and I want them out! Of course Bulma will want them to stay as long as possible.

I growl as Vincent wanders up to me " So pop you wanted to see me?"

"Yes You're getting lazy, not training, and only fighting when your little friends go out playing superhero."

"Well excuse me dad if I'd rather spar with an attractive woman that you!"

“That woman of yours isn't strong enough to push you to new levels!" I argue.

He snorts. “I’m already one of the strongest people my age, why would I need to get stronger?"

“Because boy, Conner Kent gets stronger each day just by being in the sun and now apparently the Hulk has a son you need to keep up, and surpass them."

He just laughs, and walks off, and he wonders why I picked Trunks as my heir. I stalk to my Gravity Room, cursing how all my children seem to get this slacker attitude, when I sense something is off.

I don't know what it is but it’s something. Then this odd smoke starts filling the room, and a man with no face leaps out from it.

“The Universe has changed!" he raves. “And you're the only one that benefits from all the changes!"

He tries to strangle me without any success. I back hand the crackpot. “Look Question I'm in the dark as you are!" Like how did this person get past all the security, and my ki sense?



He pulls a gun, and fires I grab the bullet out of the air, and quickly realize I'm bleeding. "Adamantium." The Question brags. Damn that mans Logan actually could cut me with those claws if he put more force behind them, disconcerting.

My speed closes the gap in between us, and I grab the Question by the neck. As I'm about to put an end to him I sense this odd ki. I shatter the Question's gun, and follow the ki to it's source, and then I have to ask “Okay, why is there, a bald man, in a skirt in my living room?"

"The Watcher!" The Question blurts out, me I've heard rumors of such a being if they are true why the Hell is it in my living room?

“Okay Watcher what are you doing here?" I demand.

“I am here to see your decision." He responds.

“Eh?" Is all I can say in answer.

“You are two of the few beings in this Universe that know it was recreated, I am curious to see how you’ll use this information."

“How did this happen?" the Question um questions.

" A piece of his son Mirai's psyche, that had gotten it's own body used the Dragon Balls. To erase events it did not like, this with other retcons destroyed the fabric of reality, and it rebuilt itself differently.

“I always knew using the Dragon Balls would lead to something like this." The Question whines.

“Okay how come we remember the old reality?" I ask. Already getting bored.

" Beacuse you Vegeta, have constantly traveled through time or dimensions so often, that you actually have memories of alternate versions o yourself, for example you met your wife on Namek, but you remember meeting her before that, that never happened in this reality before or after the changes."

His voice is so damn monotone I almost fall asleep twice during his long explanation. “So why does faceless here still remember the old reality?"

“He has perceptions that go beyond the normal."

I think about that for a second... "In other words he's completely insane ... got it."

“Insanity is only behavior that society deems inappropriate." Question chimes in. "

“Keep telling yourself that nutbar." I laugh.

But the Watcher doesn't leave he keeps staring at me... being creepy. " Okay what?"

“What will you do about the universe? Try to turn it back, or leave it alone?" The bald man in dress asks.


" I have a bottle city full of saiyans about to make me a galactic power, Father never invaded Earth meaning saiyans are like more that Kryptonians. I'm apparently not related to Justice, meaning I have no obligation to be in the Corru War,which means less saiyans have died. Finally Bra isn't married to that boy Goten who isn't even worthy to lick her boots, I like this new reality, and I'll kill whoever tries to put it back." I glare at the Question.

The Universe probably shouldn't be retconned again, next time dinosaurs could rule the Earth or immoral sociopath Space Monkeys." The Question says before giving a look, I throw a vase that used to be owned by Bulma's grandmother at him.

" Leave my home!" The Wathcher vanishes, and Question wanders off muttering things to himself.

Bulma skips in cheerfully " Vegeta! I'm able to grow the saiyans back to normal size... grandma's vase? What did you do?"

Great after all that annoyance from the Question I have to listen to Bulma gripe now... this just isn't my day.

City in a bottle

So I've been on New Krypton for a few days. I can't stand this place. It's freaking cold nothing grows it's a damn ice planet. Oh and the people are the most xenophobic race that I've ever met I know we saiyans are pretty arrogant but theses people take it to a whole new level.

Not sure what I was expecting Krypton blew up when I was a child I suppose I thought they were all boy scouts like Kal-El. Couldn't further from the truth.

I've spent these last few days sifting through all the ki here all the Kryptonians are like noise with their high power levels. Finally I sense some alien levels, Can’t see if there's any saiyan but at least I have a place to start looking.

It was a huge skyscraper with Kryptonian chicken scratch scrawled all over it. I wander in and two solders try to tell me I’m not allowed inside. A couple of nerve strikes persuade them to change their minds.

I walk down this circular sterile looking hall way. I mean this place reminds me of a hospital. After wandering around I'm confronted by this big Kryptonian.

“You are with the Art Guild you don t belong here! Only members of the science guild, and Military! That explains this goofy costume... I guess. “Now kneel Before Zod!"

“Excuse me" I grunt.

“Kneel before Zod!"

First off I'm a king I don't bow to anyone, and second I'm a little afraid he wants me to do what Bulma does in that position. So I kick him in “Little Zod" Suppose he didn't expect a so called "Artist" to be able to hurt him.


If he knew I was a fighter he'd probably be a tougher opponent. But hey, I like using the cheap shots, Well I'm evil sort of. While doubled over in pain I slam my knee into his face.

He saw my tail and exclaimed " Balding... Saiyan bastard!"

“Balding? What the Hell I AM NOT BALDING!" I shout punching this Zod character in the face.

I hide him in a storage closet, and follow the alien Kis to the bottle cities. The room was filled with plethora of bottles many shapes, and sizes. Looking through them I see various alien species I thought extinct, even some of them I had a hand in making extinct.

Finally I see one bottle with the people inside blasting each other and just fighting,. Yes that is my people, and estimate that there are say a few thousand of them in there. Once I figure out how to re grow them to their full size I'll be a true power in the galaxy.

And at that moment while I was fantasizing about the galaxy's great powers quaking in their boots at the thought of a return of the saiyans alarms started blazing breaking me out of my day dream I smashed through the roof.

Suddenly a group of Kryptonians surrounded me. I grin at them all “Red Solar Flare!" It only weakens them for a bout a second, but a second is all I need to knock them out but then even more appear.

I can't keep doing the Red Solar Flare I'll run o out of ki long before I run out of Kryptonians, All the sudden the bastards surrounding me re knocked down by lightining bolts, that actually hurt them.

Magic so that means either Thor, or...yes I guessed right. Mirai flanked by Vincent.
" Tell me Father what kind of trouble have you gotten yourself into this time?" Mirai chides.

I shake my head. " Oh! he finally comes out of his room! the great and powerful Mirai Trunks Briefs has finally stopped brooding about his wife, and kids, and has decided to grace us with his presence."

He gives me this look like I've suddenly grown an arm out of my fore head. " father, I've never been married, and I certainly have never had any children I use condoms unlike some." He gives Vincent a stare. Not sure if if that was directed at me for spawning Vincent, or the boy himself. " I'll open a portal with Stormcutter maybe you should have mother check your head for injuries Father."


“Bah! I think it's you who has the brain injuries boy!" I growl Vincent stares at The Kryptonians.

" Hey Dad doesn't this remind you when we me, and Vel were seven and you sicced us after that alien invasion. Man we were so scared!"

That never happened; the twins were about seven for about five minutes. " Hey!" Mirai shouts stop going down memory lane, and get into the damn portal before we're charbroiled by a hundred thousand Kryptonians!"

Heh that's my boy. We jump through the portal and out at Capsule Corp, and I'm greeted by Bulma that's normal, but last time I checked Bulma's parents were dead.


Meh then again I’ve come back from the dead several times now. What really bothers me is the pat on my back from someone else. “Well son seems you've put another impressive deed on your list. That bottle your holing does have some more of our people in it right? "

“Father!" I growl “Is this another one of your plans to take the kingship form me?"

“Son I gave you the kingship after you showed your power fighting that monster destroying the saiyan colonies."

“Oh, and you're going to tell me you lead an invasion of Earth!" I accuse.

“No... I did not. Son are you okay?" He frowns.

“Yeah grandpa he's been acting weird ever since we picked him up from New Krypton." Vincent chimes in.

“Hmmm maybe those fiends did something to him." Father rubs his beard. "I wish your sister wasn't so enamored with a Kryptonian clone."

" Eh Vella has always had a bit of a crush on Kon-El. Surprised me when she started dating Jason Todd."

Hmm well that's the same at least. What the hell? Am I in another universe? No that makes no sense. Another Crisis? Hmmm I'd better stop acting odd, before I have an idea what's going on.

I start walking through the house. And see pictures of Bra, and Trunks as kids that's normal but I also see pictures of Vincent , and Vella as children. Not just of the small time they were infants But of fishing trips , and spelling bees, elementary school graduations and stuff that never happened.

Oddly there was none with HS, Justice, or Vampirella. Hmmm could Dracula have done this? Seems them being non existant or at least not in our lives is a bit suspicious.

I see Cassandra flit by sticking to the shadows for whatever reason. It could be she senses my agitation, and wants to avoid me. Well she's still here. I decided to look through Bulma's records.


I find Vincent, and Vella's birth certificates. It says they were born over seventeen years ago almost eighteen. Plus the day I married Mirai, to Vampirella on that day nothing happened according to the records but even better Bra, and Goten never married either.

“Papa you alright?" Bra asks as if on cue.

“Yes I suppose what happened between you, and Goten?"


“Bah! I dumped that slacker years ago Papa we only dated for a little while. You were right about him."

She never married that loser! I don't have grandchildren that share that Clown's DNA! There's only one thing to do in a case like this THE HAPPY DANCE!



I maybe in the Twilight Zone, but some good came out of it. Hmmm still I’d like to know what's going on. I wonder if those rumors about this being that sees everything in the Universe are true?

Killing rodents and bottle cities.

I told Logan I would get my revenge, and I have. He was breaking speed limits while laughing at something on his motorcycle. I blasted his gas tank and after the ensuing devastation all that was left of him was a shiny skeleton.

I walk through the flames as I would through water towards the metallic bones.

" Fool! You thought to humiliate the King of all saiyans! You made me do your dirty work killing those furries! Now I'll..." I stopped talking when I realised he had no ears.

As I stared at the bones now Orange looking from reflecting flames I realised this wouldn't kill him. I've seen Logan in this state before, and he was up and talking in a few minutes, in fact it'll take just a few more hours to heal than that time he was torn apart by the Hulk.


I decided to try a little experiment. I tossed the bones into the sun if he can come back from that, the only way I can see him killing him would be an atom smasher. Not that it matters if he comes back he should know I'm not a being to mess with.

Bah! it's too bad I was content to let the truce between us go on until he pulled that crap wit h well the crap.

I flew back to Capsule Corp, when I return I find a young saiyan probably only a few years older than Vincent, and Vella, but a little younger than Bra slouching on mt door shuffling his feet.

" Boy what do you want!" I demand.

" M.. Master" he mutters.

I cringe at that word since it's one Bulma likes to use during... why am I telling you this? Any I grunt. " Your Majesty will do, or King Vegeta What do you want boy?"


" Well I volunteered to speak to you... um." More like his regiment volunteered him I'd bet. " Well there's rumors that one of the saiyan colonies wasn't destroyed by Broly, but was stolen by Brainiac, and turned into a bottle city."

" Okay and..." I ask

" Brainac's ship was destroyed by the Kryptonian that dares to call himself Superman, and all of the bottle cities are on New Krypton."

I had no idea what to think of that. These are rumours spread by people who have way too much time on their hands between battles, but on thee other hand the Kryptonians are snotty enough to hold my people prisoner. All because "Saiyans are animals who do nothing but destroy, and pillage."

Bah whatever. Maybe I should at least explore the possibility. With only a hundred saiyans around unless more of them start liking humans well the new saiyan home world is going to look like those old hillbilly movies in a few generations.

I don't like the prospect of of ruling the rednecks of the cosmos, and who knows there might be a supersaiyan in the bunch although that's highly unlikely. Problem is I just can't fly to New Krypton , and demand the bottle city.


There's 100,000 beings there that as powerful as at least an ss4. I'll have to be something I'm not usually, subtle. Lucky for me most of my powers fit the Kryptonian mode I can even fake heat vision. My tail is not much of a problem since I can hide it under my cape. My hair though marks me as a saiyan, I'm going to have to cut it.

And my clothes well I'll have to wear Kryptonian clothes.Good thing for me I have Bra to design such a thing, bad thing is the odd Kryptonian habit of wearing underpants outside of their pants.



I look , and feel ridiculous, but this humiliation may be worth it well unless I'm caught then Trunks could get an instant promotion. Not sure that'd be be good, for him or the saiyan race just yet.

TBC

Ugh

I've taken three showers, and I still haven't gotten the smell of old chhese, and crap off of me. you see I was attacked by furries, and something called the Illuminati.

Ha! At least the bastards are burning in Hell now. I leave the shower, and the Woman walks up to annoy me. "Vegeta! You still smell I told you that you should use tomato juice!"

“I am not bathing in tomato juice Bulma!"

“Oh I guess someone doesn't want me to him ever again." She growls.

“Well at least that way there will be no more children, not a bad idea."

She rolls her eyes. "Anyway there's something you need to know about this incident, well you need to watch the television."

I did as she asked the show that was on was something called The company Apprentice. There was some familar face there but nothing really pertaining to me being attacked by weirdoes

Then I was on the screen being having Manure blown into my face by bombs just seconds after being blasted by a damn robot. Next scene I'm destroying the base of the ones that attacked me but then they zoom out from the destruction to show...

"LOGAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!" I scream.

The Rodent smiles into the camera, chomps a cigar, and quips “I do so love it when a plan comes together."

Grrrrr. I've been had. I will pay you back Wolverine, mark my words.

Vella: Single again.

Apparently word gets around in the Meta human community fast. First a bunch of saiyans are trying to get me to go out with them... some male some ugh female. I've rejected all of them, for one thing I think they all just want an in to the royal family.

That , and apparently Saiyans from outer space don't bathe, well dad and uncle Goku do, but the rest STINK! Maybe only the royal family washes on Planet Vegeta? Goku was raised on Earth after he landed here as a baby. Or is that Superman? No wait that's both of them.

Umm Back on subject what was really disturbing is old guys tried to ask me for dates. First Radditz who eww he's Goku's brother and he's a weak ling I beat him up and tore his hair off he looks funny bald he he.

The next one was a guy I barley knew I think I met him once or twice, Green Arrow.


"Um? Aren't you a little old for me?" I ask.

“Age is how only how you feel, and I'd like to know, how do you feel?" he leers at me.

“Um aren't you married?" I look at him suspiciously.

" So? That don't mean we can't have a little fun space princess."

Then it came to me why he was attracted to me... “You only like me because I'm a Green Lantern like Hal right?"

I mean our costumes are pretty similar well they have to be Corps uniform and all.

“I’m not gay for Hal!" Arrow shouts! "I'll prove it to you!" Arrow runs outside, and kisses my sister in law.

Good thing for him Vincent is off beating up the Twilight Vampire guy... or maybe not Cassie smacked Green Arrow so hard I think his jaw came loose. Then Daddy just wanders by looks down at the screaming Green Arrow then starts kicking him.


" Hey did you kick GA because he was hitting on me or Cass or both?" I yell to daddy.

He just looks a little surprised, and smirks. “I knew none of that; it's just fun to beat on Green Arrow."

Any way The day went on, and I got more, and more creepy people... (Leave me alone Pan!) Oh, and Yamcha!

He's as old as my mother in fact he dated my mother!! EWWWW! I don't have daddy issues! Oh, and he smells of brimstone.

Gross!

Hmm maybe I should just build a boyfriend robot, and forget men... no I don't want to be a sicko like Magneto, Koma, or Hank Pym. Well I forget about that for the day, and go to Westchester to pick up X-23 I'm supposed to tutor X-23 in math... so I fly on up there

I take her back To Capsule Corp because I'm always distracted by something at Xavier's school. There's always someone attacking like Juggernaut or Magneto... I can't get through one class without that.


So we were about to California I run in to Kon-El. “Hey! You gonna to play in that Titans versus Legacy baseball game?"

“Yes!" I giggle.

“Cool; see ya there!" he grins and is gone.

Laura Points “You have drool going down your chin." I wipe my mouth. “If you like the pretty boy then ya should ask him out." She continues.


“She’s with Wonder girl, and that's that. Boys are so annoying maybe I can just ignore them, and just take long showers for the rest of my life."

She gives me a look. “Don’t you have a relative that lived thousands of years?"

That's a myth..." I start. “but possible I guess. Why?"

" That's going to be a lot of long showers. She sniffs the air over Capsule Corp." Somethin' weird is there."

I smell it too, but I sense no power levels. when I get home I see a Guy with a an S Shield floating over it At first i think it's Kon but I notice it's Van-El's costume How did he come back form the dead? I don't care I have him back!



I run Up, and hug him then I feel a sharp pain in the top of my skull. I push Him away, and notice hishis face is rotting.


“You... YOU TRIED TO EAT MY BRAIN!" I scream.

“I love you Vella... I should be the one to eat your heart, and brain..." he moans right before he gets a kick where his genitals used to be. Apparently he still has enough there to hurt because he slumps down.

“YOU TRIED TO EAT MY BRAIN YOU JERK!" I elbow him in the nose and feel my anger taking over For a second all I can see is gold light But I suppress the change into a supersaiyan.. if I do that, I'm likely to tear Van's body apart.

There may be a chance we can come up with a cure for his clone degeneration, and can wish him back. But it's hard for me not just rip his betraying lungs out I can't believe he tried to eat my brain! Maybe I should just leave him dead!

“Join me darling..." he groans. " in the Black lantern Corps."

“Sorry I like the color green.” I quip before sending a gigantic Ash from Evil Dead construct after him, I can't tell but I think his black ring maybe having a weird effect on my green one.

At that moment I hear X Growl. " There's another one."

“Ah Inertia not you too!" I shake my head great my dead ex Boyfriend, and my friend are flesh eating zombies, and I really don't want to destroy their bodies, but I didn’t want to become zombie lunch or a zombie myself... I hate when i get into things like this.

TBC in Legacy blog.