I am the King of all Saiyans!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

I should stop getting drunk.

Ugh! This whole three way thing has really not been worth the aggravation I've gotten since then. Logan Running around telling everyone. My kids, either avoiding me, or lecturing me.

Gah! I only did it Because Vegeta's mom has told me it was around the time of his birthday. You know what's bad about that. He's never actually told me when that before. And he's still never said anything about it. I know he knows when it is. I guess he hates parties or something.


Oh You want to know something weird I found out about him? Because of the three way? He doesn't get hangovers! Or he pretends not too! He got up and went right to training is this some kind of super power? Or did he sneak a Senzu Bean ?


Any way Pantha's been hanging around since, not all that bad, but she maybe more grabby than Vegeta. That and she attacked Good Brolly in the hall. I know she thought he was Evil Brolly , but still it was annoying.

Ok I guess I should address the Ana Ishikawa thing.

Nothing happened between us no matter how much the camera mean at the Amazing Mutant Race Producers want it too. I She passed out I dragged her to a bed and I passed out stupid daiquiris . Once again, I get in trouble because of drinking.

Well When I finally get home form the race Joe Fixit was there and was arguing with Mirai. He called Vampi "Draclina" or something like that and was asking what she was doing out of Vegas and here.


Mirai tells him to " get out!" When I interrupt telling him " You can tell people to get out of Vampi's mansion all you want, but only I can kick people out of here ok?"

" Mother! Mr Split personality is accusing Vampi of being someone else she's been through enough without muscle for brains here hassling her!"

"I can't help it if yer hair has sucked out all your intelligence Mirai. But that Ain't Vamppirella that's her twin!"

He turns on me " Ya gotta believe me here Bluebird!"

I haven't heard that nickname in years. Makes Sense though That Fixit would know it, since I did go to college with him. Or his other self Bruce Banner. I changed schools to get away from Yamcha , and well this One had a great robotics program, so I Moved over there At the time I was interested in the Tony Starks of the world.

Bruce was a nice kid just withdrawn,. I'm not sure any one even saw him crack a smile. He gave new meaning to the word repressed. That and every once in a while he'd mutter to himself.

Little did any of us know Bruce was an abused child who decided emotions were so bad that he should try to not have them. Then one of his experiment literally blew up in his face, and he's become this living version of the emotions he's repressed.

So it's kind of hard to believe that the skinny kid who would turn the other cheek to drunk frat boys is now this six foot six grey man Who was challenging my son who could blow up a planet, and Vampirella.

She hisses at him to which he growls " Keep it up! Puny vampire , and I'll smash ya like I did in Vegas."

" Your not smashing anyone!" Mirai challenges.

" I'm tryin' ta save ya here boy! So don't go gettin' all uppity."

Ok how am I going to diffuse this? I ask Br.. I mean Joe. " What do you want?"

" Well I came here to get your husband to sign some papers, also I was wantin' his help in bringin' in the last of the Thunderbolts."

" You haven't been watching the TV much have you Joe?"

" Nah . I don't have the time to do that why? Is Vegeta on another one of those stupid reality shows?"


" Yes he is."

Mirai pushes Hulk. " Ok You know father isn't here! Now leave!"

For a moment I was afraid that Fixit was going to punch my son. Then he gets right in his face and smiles. " Ya know Yer makin' it hard to care if she kills ya, and, believe me she's a homicidal maniac. But if ya turn into a vampire I won't have no problem stakin' ya."


He tips his hat at me " You be careful around her ok?" He then leaps into the night. You know Vampi has been acting off now that I think of it. But Mirai says It has something to do with her fight with that Saga thing.

You Know it's probably a good thing vegeta isn't here . If she insulted him, like she did Goku he would rip her head off then spit into the stump. Ok A few things to Ana Ishikawa.

First you keep saying if I slept With Logan I'd forget my Vegeta. Um no it'd never get that far because I'd vomit from that weird smell that comes off him. It's not Cigar smoke either . It's something else and it makes me gag.

Two If he can't turn into a Super saiyan I'm not interested. I mean You have no idea how that feels, and probably never will. Ss4 is the best though well maybe SS5 could be better but he won't try it. He's afraid he'll go crazy and kill me or something I doubt it would though.

And finally Get your furball to leave me alone or my husband will end up chucking him into the sun. There is no way Logan will heal from that.

Ok a lot of stuff has happened and I 'think I'll just lock myself in my lab until Vegeta gets back. Besides I have this idea for a body armor I can use in case someone tries too kidnap me again. I had one of Tony's I had modified before but it was destroyed.

I studied enough of it to get a good idea of where to make one of my own. Yeah I'll just lock my self in there and let all the crazies out side argue with each other.

5 Comments:

Blogger Pantha said...

well i will make up with Brolly

1:00 PM

 
Blogger Kid Flash said...

What's a threesome?
Kid Flash.

3:16 PM

 
Blogger Draculina said...

ask your mom brat

12:09 PM

 
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

I think he's asking for a demonstration, Draculina. If you can find Vampirella, I'll be happy to volunter to demonstrate. Purely for educational purposes. Call it an advanced class. Independent living skills.

5:49 PM

 
Blogger Bulma said...

Pantha cool Watch out though I think He 's getting a crush on you.

Kid Flash: um Ah here's a cookie.

Vampi! ( begins to think Joe may be right. )

Professoer: Vampi Is my son's wife Saty away! But Pantha Well Maybe ... And hey she likes girls too I should know

11:15 PM

 

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