payback

Well first off there was a little incident .You see, me the saiyans and a few Earth Heroes ran off those stupid Kryptonians off the damned planet. Ha! this is my world , an those I don't want on it will leave.

Anyway at the party after there was liquor, Bra, and Goten drank too much I have no idea where Bra went. All I know is She appeared home barley clothed.

Meanwhile Goten drunkenly thought it would be a good idea to go over to the New Legacy Building, and hit on Cassandra. Vincent punched him in the nose. Too bad Goten is older, and a better trained warrior. He beat my son severely, until Trunks somehow wandered on the scene, and trounced Goten like I always knew he could.


So now Bra is pissed off mad, at Vincent, and Trunks, and blaming Batgirl, and her weird little streaking habit for the whole situation. Me I just say Goten is the Clown's son, and thus an idiot.

Never mind all that. I have a problem. You see there’s this game show called World's Toughest Henchman and twice now Bulma's been abused because of this "game."

No one abuses my woman. First one she doesn't remember very well since she was gassed. All she recalls is a fedora hat , and yellow.

I think I know who this is and open up the dimensional portal to go, and greet him. I find the freak up to no good as usual. Stealing nukes “Hey Nega Duck!"

“What the hell are you doing here Monkey man?" Okay he called me a monkey he's going to die rather or not he attacked Bulma.

“You attacked my wife Bastard!" I accuse.

“What? Are you insane?"

“Jury’s still out on that ... get ready to go to Hell Big..."

“Wait Vegeta there are nuclear bombs here if you use your powers here we'll all die."

I shrug. All a nuclear blast will do to me is give me a nice tan. As for everyone else what do I care about a bunch of animal people eh? Bang Attack!"

As the radiation washes over me I think maybe this duck freak was right possibly he didn't gas Bulma, but that's true when I find out that did do it... well it won't be a very good day for them.

Next I go back to my universe and to Chicago. You see
Nepharia used Bulma as a bargaining chip. Hmm okay she wants to use the one closest to me I will hurt the one closest to her. That Iomel Ishmael whatever his name is.

I find him in a hot tub he seemed to know I was going to attack since he got his light saber, and was charging me only wearing a speedo disgusting.

I keep my eyes averted as I try to blast him several times. He hits me with some Force mumbo jumbo. Before he can take my head off with his light saber I block it with the Ki Sword technique.

You know I could just turn supersaiyan , and overpower him I could do that, but would probably end up burning this city to the ground. Unlike animal people I somewhat like humans. Well in general some I just can't stand.

Anyway I'm busy sword fighting , and destroying Nepharia's apartment When I see an opening I give her boy toy a ki wedgie while he's screaming bloody murder I punch him in the jaw. A little too hard, he flies out the window.

He uses some Force trick to save himself from a nasty fall, but I think that punch gave him a concussion. He started singing show tunes in the snow to random people, out in the snow, in a banana hammock.

Ha! Good this will humiliate Nepharia some, while her apartment is a destroyed mess. Also it will bring some unwanted attention to Henchman's little show. That's good enough for one day.