I am the King of all Saiyans!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Boudakai round 1

My mother stares at me with a sickening look of glee on her face. " You know what you have to do son. The blood sucker, and her brood have vanished Our people have never embraced the freaks in the Royal Family any way. Mirai doesn't seemed interested in finding them. Declare them no longer family , and pull the saiyans out of the Corru War. It is not our place."


" Fine I'll make the decree! Now will you go away ? I am trying to watch the matches!"

She smirked talking how she will watch her favorite son, and grandchildren dominate this event. Hmph poor Table would not have wanted to hear me being called the favorate but then again I am the great Vegeta.

Hmph I don't care that About the Corru thing, Since I needed the saiyans back any way. I'm sending them out to find more colonies don't trust the kryptonians with this "Zod" chracter leading their armies or Kara Zor-El's nut bag mother leading them. Now back to the tournament.


Kal-El's boy Beat that bumbling idiot Hercule.


And my future daughter in law beat Pan. Who's been well disturbing lately I never thought I'd miss the days when she was only annoying.

I've taken to calling Cassandra Cain my future daughter in law that because it pisses off Batman, and is probably true.


Vince Briefs Vs Son Goten
As told by Vincent.

I stood across from that jerk Goten My girlfriend made made it into the second round, and at least one of my sisters is for sure. Now I just have to hope all this power I've gained from the beatings of the last few days is enough to beat Goten.

" Hey little Bro..." he mumbles.

" You don't get to call me that after what you did." I growl. " you're just my older sister's husband. "

He sighs. " I'm sorry for for hitting on your girlfriend I was drunk and stupid."

I unleash all of my rage and for a second I think I may Have went ss5 or that was wishful thinking maybe.Whatever I couldn't hold the power for long but i knocked Goten out of the ring ha! Next round.

Son Goten
In the locker room I rub my chin. That kid can hit not anywhere near as hard as my dad or brother in or sparring sessions though. " Hey " I hear Trunks yell.

Crap.
" Why did you do that? You took a dive."

" I don't know what you're...."

"Come off it." he snorts. " I know training with Goku made you far stronger than Vincent is I thought you were trying to win money since SHIELD fired you."

I groan. " I wasn't fired. I just refuse to work for Norman Osborn. Besides Bra makes more than enough for all of us."

Trunks grins. " Maybe I can find you a job at Capsule Corp."

"Dude I don't need charity.." I growl.

" Hey I'm just trying to help my best friend out. So sue me."

" Look I'll think about it." I say. " So I'm still your friend huh?"

" Yeah dumbass" Trunks smirks. " Just don't be drunkenly hitting on relatives girlfriends anymore and if you hurt my sister I have to kill you."

" Heh. Deal." I laugh.

He gets that weird psychotic Vegeta look on his face. " I'm serious don't hurt Bra."

Gulp.

Bra Versus Vella as told by Bra.

I pass Cassie On the way to the ring. I smile, and wave I'm not mad at her for what my dumb husband pulled I mean yeah i was at first but then I realized that it was was goten being well the Goten he was before we got together.

Though if she's going to stay with my brother we'll have to break her of her streaking habit.I walk up to the ring wearing battle armor. and hearing all the catcalls from the the guys watching the fights I could tell their were a few saiyans in the audience because they make weird comments.

Human guys yell " Nice rack" or something like that saiyans are like " Oooh look how long her tail is." Or my favorite " What does the scouter say about her power level? " It's over nine million that's so hot!"

Saiyans are weird I may be half one myself , but well Papa never seemed as alien as these guys. I turn my attention to my little sister actually skipping to the ring.

and the younger guys all do the catcalling for her and one older guy that if he gets near her I'll blast him.I stare at Vella. " There's no way I'm fighting you like that. " I snort.


" Huh?" She looks all innocent.

" The ring Vel. I'm not fighting you with a power ring on. it's not fair."


" Oh okay !" She chirps. Taking off the ring. I smack my fore head. as her costume vanishes leaving her in her underwear Well at least she's not pulling a Batgirl.

" Go get some clothes on!" I order she comes back in a few seconds in a Gotham Knights that is obviously Jason Todd's shirt and sweatpants.

"What about my ring?" She asks.

" Get someone to hold it for you." I answer then this guy pops out of nowhere.




" I'll hold it for you!"

Mom walks about of the audience. " Give it to me dear." After she takes she gives The Gladiator a nasty look.

Now that the comedy part of the show is over I smirk " Come on Vella the fights so far have been lame let's give these people a show."

We fly at each other blocking punches faster than the human eye can see. Each time we make contact a soncic boom erupts throughout the arena. She throws a kick at my face I catch itshe grabs onto my arm and tries to pull me to the ground I body slam my little sister casing pieces of marble to go into my eyes she takes this chance to open palm strike me in the nose.


She then somersaults away from me I take this chance to blast at her she dodged all of the then grins. " let's stop with the warm up ."

We both transform to ss4. but I sense she's weaker. I smirk and fire a Super Galick Gun she counters with a Final Flash, Our ki fight starts earthquakes so we both throw them off the planet that sneaky little monkey knees me in the gut while I try to keep my blast from destroying the moon.

She tries to put me in a sleeper hold. I extend my tail wrap it around her waist and smack her into the ring. Man I love this thing can't be live my mom cut if off when I was a kid.

While she's down I punch ,her in the back several times before I realize Vel has wrapped her tail around my leg and yanks me off my feet. She flies off the ground several miles then starts firing mini ki blasts then finishes off with a Big Bang Attack.

The ref starts counting I hop up at "5". I think I freak her out because she starts trying to do withe Kaleidoscope move. It's basically a solar flare with lots pretty colors that doesn't need the sun, and can be fired like a normal blast, so you can aim it at the eyes.

Problem for Vella is I invented it. I close my eyes before it gets to me. She thinks I'm blinded. So she gets a little surprise when I elbow her in the face. After I throw a few shots at her.

She freaks out screams and transforms to SS5? Oh crap. Papa pretty much forced me and Trunks to hit this level, but it makes us psychotic. I don't want to transform since I'd probably kill her. But If I don't I lose and she may kill me well I hope the others find the Dragon Balls soon because I'm going bye bye I refuse to kill my own baby sister.

Then all of the sudden her ki ran out." Wha? What happened?" she whines.
I smile I have a guess that she's not physically mature enough to keep that level going for long.

While she's confused I upper cut her she falls to the ring after she tries to get up I unleash a Final Shine Attack that puts her down for the ten count.

" Winner Bra Briefs" the announcer shouts. I glare at him. " Um I mean the princess of all saiyans."

I smile. " thank you."

Vella sits on the ring looking crestfallen. " Hey don't worry about it you did really well. I wasn't near as strong as you at seventeen. Hey want to go get some cute new outfits."


She groans " Whatever."

I put my arm around her shoulder, and you know you love the mall, I'll get you that ice cream drink you like so much."

"Sweet! You're the best Bra!"

Heh. she gets over things quick.



Round 1 will cont. in Trunks, and Goku's blogs.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Aw c'mon, just lemme hold the ring.

7:03 AM

 
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

That is a seriously convenient power, making clothes disappear just by taking off a ring.

4:58 PM

 

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