Bored between rounds

Gah! I'm tired of this crap! I want to fight dammit! I leave the Sky box and got to fight. Before I leave some big spender who sat in the sky box with me with either clones or triplets yells at me “You had better win Saiyan! I bet a million on you!"



And people say I dress oddly. I walk around, and find my youngest daughter making out with her boyfriend. “Boy!" I shout. Vella gets off of him and starts babbling.

“Daddy... um don't hurt him... "

"Leave us!" I demand of her.

As she does so he gives me this look.



“Why are you letting the Bat control you eh?"
I growl.

“What?" he starts.

“You haven't killed anyone in months... are you starting to buy into to Wayne's dribble about letting your enemies live?"

“No hey you have no problem with Cass’ any kill rule." he gripes.

I smirk. “When you become half as good a fighter as she is I wouldn't worry about it. Besides my son is killer enough for the both of them. But Vella is foolish and believes in second chances we both know that'll bite one in the ass more often than not. If you want to be worthy of my child you will go back to your true nature. If not well there are plenty of saiyan suitors for her. "

He wanders off grumbling but the boy had better get the message. At this moment I smell this disgusting stench, and this odd yellow smoke surrounds me. “Good I wanted to talk to Mr. Hood about going back to his more violent self that's why I recruited him in the first place."


“Who the?" I put up my hand to blast.

“That is the Question."




I snort.

“Just because I see what others refuse too I am branded insane, or given the name crackpot." He shrugs.

“Alright Agent Mulder what do you want with me?" I groan.

“Several people you all know have vanished including your son's ex wife. They all have a connection to you. All have vanished before. What do you know?"

I roll my eyes. “Nothing you wannabe spook. Now leave me alone!

His head moves like it's listening to voices. “The city tells me you speak the truth. It also tells me your first born son is no longer who you think he is."

I shake my head. “Great maybe you should put some tin foil on your head to keep the city from speaking to you eh?"

I fly away before he makes another comment suppose I should go back to the sky box this is going to be a long tournament. While I think this a voice comes over the Jumbotron. " ladies and gentlemen a few years back we had battle royal to determine the champion, and to boost rating we're doing that to find out who will face Vegeta for the championship.


The winners of round 1 will all be in it."

"Superboy!"



"Cassandra Cain!"



"Bra Briefs!"



Gah! Where did they get that picture?

"Vincent Briefs!"



Oh of course they have his Halloween costume picture.

"Trunks Briefs!"


"Mirai Briefs!"


"And Former World Champion Son Goku!"

"Only one will rise to face world Champion Vegeta."



Damn it! How did they get my driver's license picture?